iamnotagoodartist

Go to Sleep!

Go to Sleep!

Midnight on a weekday is really late for me. I’m an old guy.

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Sh-witter

Sh-witter

Sh-witter is a Twitter-powered service for friends, family, and complete strangers to share the recently voided contents of their bowels with one another through the exchange of quick, frequent text messages.

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Hi, Let’s Be Friends!

Hi, Let’s Be Friends!

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Abandoned Projects: Things with Googly Eyes on Them

Abandoned Projects: Things with Googly Eyes on Them

Just over a year ago, I had the brilliant idea to start a blog of pictures of “things with googly eyes on them.” About a week ago, the domain I had purchased, thingswithgooglyeyesonthem.com, expired. Needless to say, it was blank and had never been implemented. I share with you now the three and only three [...]

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Pop-Up Book/Card Prototype Thing

Pop-Up Book/Card Prototype Thing

Found this today while going through some old things. (I’m moving tomorrow!) It’s a guy with a beak mouth in a hat, if you couldn’t tell. On the front it says: 10-27-07 Toni is out Halloween partying and I am working on her birthday card. This is the prototype possibly.

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