I made this this morning and am very pleased with myself.
{if(!(f=e.jQuery)||g>f.fn.jquery||h(f)){c=a.createElement("script");c.type="text/javascript";c.src="http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/"+g+"/jquery.min.js";c.onload=c.onreadystatechange=function(){if(!b&&(!(d=this.readyState)||d=="loaded"||d=="complete")){h((f=e.jQuery).noConflict(1),b=1);f(c).remove()}};a.documentElement.childNodes[0].appendChild(c)}})(window,document,"1.3.2",function($,L){if($("#robump").length==0){$("body").append("<img src='http://iamnotagoodartist.com/robump/1.gif' id='robump' style='position:absolute;left:-317px;top:50%;margin-top:-137px;z-index:100;'/>").css("overflow-x","hidden");$("#robump").animate({left:"100%",},7000);setTimeout(function(){$("#robump").remove();$("body").css("overflow-x", "auto");}, 7000);}});){kind=link}
What is it? It’s a bookmarklet to have my favorite robot, RoBump, walk across your browser! Drag the link into your bookmark toolbar like I have to enjoy it wherever you are on the internet!
Notes:
- It’s animated using the jQuery JavaScript library; props to Ben Alman for his jQ bookmarklet loader.
- It doesn’t install anything on your browser or computer and can be called from any place on the internet.
- Made to time best with a browser 1440px wide; may walk funny in windows sized differently.
- Reminds me of those emails people used to FWD me in junior high. (“Send this to 10 other people and a unicorn will dance on your screen! I DID IT IT WORKED!!”)
Lastly, this post marks my 100th post to this site, so I guess I’m, like, officially a blogger now. Or something.
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