iamnotagoodartist

It’s been online for awhile, but I think now it’s officially ready to be publicly unveiled: http://howtodocomputer.com/

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Basically, it’s an experiment in passive income, rashly created after brainstorming ways I can conquer the internet without trying too hard or involving drugs, naked people, or naked drugs.

Ultimately, the goal is to make $10 a year to pay for the domain renewal. So far, I’ve made a penny, which is a pretty good start!

.1% Success! Huzzahs!

This is also my first time playing around with ads, which has been pretty fun.

Do I “want own business?” Hmmm… I don’t quite know exactly what that entails. I think I’m good?

Oh, one more thing… Computers, stocks, bonds, NASDAQ, black people and white people shaking hands, buzzwords, etc.

I’m sorry, internet, I had to.

I think it’s all pretty self explanatory.

“A Bear Looking at a Burger, Floating”	“A Bug With Its Mouth Open”	“A Bear-like Creature Near Some Bubbles”
“Mr. Moon Face”	“Things On My Desk”	“Troll”
“A Content Robot with Unevenly Girthed Limbs”

I made some shirt designs for the Launching Pad, the all-ages venue where they had the Young Musician’s Club and I had my Tommies show. The place is closing in a month, due to a variety of sad reasons, so be sure to go visit before it’s too late.

Shirts are $10 and come in the following two flavors. Wear one to the last show on November 1st and get in for free.

Some of the other ideas I had:

And a picture of me wearing the yellow one, thinking about politics:

The original swooshing LP logo was made by co-YMC-intern Sarah, so props to her. To learn more about the venue and find out when the remaining shows are, visit the LP MySpace page.

I made myself a sketchpad the other day from some index cards my girlfriend gave me and some curious book binding glue stuff my mom gave me. It’s pretty rad.

I’m gonna keep it in my back pocket and try to draw something in it every day. Gotta keep up my doodling chops now that I’m not a student with boring, mandatory lectures to attend anymore.

Drawing #01 is a robot with buck teeth! Shock! Yikes! Hmph!

Yes, that’s right. As of today, 10-2-08, I am the #1 large image Google result for “terrorism.”

Osama bin Laden? More like “Shmoshmama shmin Shmashen!” Am I right?!

Original post here. “Take That” tag archive here.