Apathetic Political Bumper Stickers

Here are some bumper stickers I made up that are not for sale, simply because they would cause too many hilarious car accidents:

politics... it's all like... woah...
Ageless. Timeless. Forever contemporary.

politics? more like shmolitics! am i right, you guys? this guy knows what i'm talking about!
An old classic. A gift from our forefathers.

politics = smelly dicks. you do the math.
An updated variation of an old classic.

i voted! ...for poop from my butt!
Every. Day. Of. My. Life.

Be a dear. Stumble this!