iamnotagoodartist

I almost forgot I was uploading these. Woopsidoosle. This was the second song of the night’s set.

This one’s entitled “Scott Is a Big Fat F*ck (And a F*cking Piece of Sh*t [You Motherf*uckers])” and is a cover of an old classic from last year’s Musical Gold - A Summer Album. Which one is better? The world may never know.

Have you downloaded the “Tommy and the Tommies” album yet? Have your friends and loved ones?

Oh, Giuseppe Arcimboldo, you “Italian painter best known for creating imaginative portrait heads made entirely of such objects as fruits, vegetables, flowers, fish, and books!” You really thought you could stand up against iamnotagoodartist.com?

Pshhah! Everyday, someone comes to my website instead of yours, probably looking for your content! You have got to work on your Search Engine Optimization, son!

I made this little guy for my girlfriend over the weekend. His name is Hansel, and he is in some serious agony.

 

He’s a smidge under 4″ tall but would be about 6″ if he didn’t slouch so bad. Like the others, Hansel’s made out of Sculpey clay, wire, and some aluminum foil on his oven-burnt feet.

Click any of the pictures for a closer look.

I told some friends I’d start to upload these videos, so here goes. This was the first song in the set. It’s called “Malibu Stacy.”

I’ll post them as I upload them, which probably won’t be very fast. Oh, and you can download the album here.

Word.

Today’s episode of “This Shit Happened on the Internet” takes its dialogue from a forum conversation and features a guy named Michael, whom I totally didn’t trace.