Stock Photography is Face-Punchingly Lame

More specifically, companies using stock photography to represent themselves is face-punchingly lame. Nothing says “I’m really just one guy with a Dell” than a web design firm with any picture anything like this:

No, she does not work for you. You fail.

Also, I found this fun one on stock.xchng:

Something about that is so familiar…

Psshhh… Weak… Idea stealer…

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Tommy and the Tommies - “Kicks” and “If I Had My Drumset”

Oh, hey, here’s some more of these videos from that thing I did a long time ago.

This one is called “Kicks,” and it may or may not be about some shoes.


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And this one is called “If I Had My Drumset.” It’s another Musical Gold song and is about how I miss the drumset I used to play when I was in high school and how it sucks to live in an apartment when you want to make lots of noise.


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It’s a little cringe-worthy there at the beginning. I think I learned a valuable lesson about having the man at the controls know when to adjust the levels. I also learned a valuable lesson about expecting people to follow along to non-traditional clapping rhythms.

Have I mentioned that the audio from the “Tommy and the Tommies” album sounds monstrously better than the audio in these videos? I haven’t?! Well, it does!

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Tommy and the Tommies - “Scott Is a Big Fat F*ck (And a F*cking Piece of Sh*t [You Motherf*uckers])”

I almost forgot I was uploading these. Woopsidoosle. This was the second song of the night’s set.

This one’s entitled “Scott Is a Big Fat F*ck (And a F*cking Piece of Sh*t [You Motherf*uckers])” and is a cover of an old classic from last year’s Musical Gold - A Summer Album. Which one is better? The world may never know.


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Have you downloaded the “Tommy and the Tommies” album yet? Have your friends and loved ones?

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Tommy and the Tommies - “Malibu Stacy”

I told some friends I’d start to upload these videos, so here goes. This was the first song in the set. It’s called “Malibu Stacy.”


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I’ll post them as I upload them, which probably won’t be very fast. Oh, and you can download the album here.

Word.

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Tommy and the Tommies - Tommy and the Tommies (A Self-Titled Album)

Here it is, as promised: Tommy and the Tommies… the self-titled album. These are the original tracks, as recorded in my makeshift apartment studio, with some of the live audio at the beginning for fun. They’re okay.


Picture by my mom!

Download, share, burn, dance, and enjoy. Huzzah!

1. Malibu Stacy 2:05
2. Scott Is a Big Fat F*ck (And a F*cking Piece of Sh*t [You Motherf*uckers]) 2:20
3. Kicks 2:02
4. If I Had My Drumset 2:30
5. I’m Gonna Skool U 2:08
6. Snakes and Ladders 2:27
7. Stupidface 2:55
album cover art

Here it is in a big zip file if you want it in one go. It includes the cover art. It’s about 22mb, so use a download manager if you’ve got one.

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.

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