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AdBlock is pretty much the best thing to ever happen to the internets. That being said, sometimes it’s important to make money. You know, like, when you’re a poor dude. With bills. And a stomach that wants food. And web hosting to pay for. I threw together some jQuery the other day to display a [...]

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I switched out my site’s theme last weekend. Here’s a rundown of iamnotagoodartist’s history, with obligatory decimal points in version numbers…

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My latest project is called OneFileCMS and, as its name suggests, is a one file content management system. Oh, my! From the About page: OneFileCMS is just that. It’s a flat, light, one file CMS (Content Management System) entirely contained in an easy-to-implement, highly customizable, database-less PHP script.

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Sh-witter is a Twitter-powered service for friends, family, and complete strangers to share the recently voided contents of their bowels with one another through the exchange of quick, frequent text messages.

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I spend a lot of time on the internet, in a lot of different places, through a lot of different interfaces. Common to all these instances is a need to store important information in the simplest way possible and have it be just as easily retrieved from anywhere else…

Floyd is my own solution to that need. It is simply a box of text that saves to and restores from a server. Its interface is minimal, its usefulness ample.

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